once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”
Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”
Parenting: this guy’s doing it right.
*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
straight people are seriously soooo concerned with other people’s sexualities its ridiculous. like straight people have been tryna investigate my queerness since before i even thought of it myself. people were making fun of me for being gay before i even knew what that was. and even in benevolent ways my straight friends are like “that guy looks a lil gay maybe he can be your boyfriend” like that person is literally a stranger to us both why do you care
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off